What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

What do you think of Hegseth calling The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, "a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes” after team Trump texted him their top-secret war plans on Yemen?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is world history that not many people know about?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?